Just have a look

http://dirtmag.co.uk/news/category/press%20release/exclusivenew-mondraker-summun/dirt-1235507.html

 

HHG?  Hidden Housing Guide?

Why not "hole in the fucking headtube" or HFH?  What about a picture of a French (ed note: I thought they were Spanish) shithead bent over and taking a hydraulic hose up the ass while you're at it? 

 

I'm not even going to comment on the rest of it, it’s just too obvious and euro stupidity.  It's like they're baiting me.  Happy monday! fuckin' tards

 

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New Giant Glory: http://www.nsmb.com/3210-preview-giant-2010-long-travel-bikes

 

New Mondraker: http://dirtmag.co.uk/news/category/press%20release/exclusivenew-mondraker-summun/dirt-1235507.html

 

It is the same fuckin bike. The only differences are
1. Slightly different adjustable dropouts
B. Mondraker has an adjustable (to potentially shockingly-slack) headtube angle
Tres. On the Euro bike, the shock mounts to the lower link (admittedly this could be significant), and 
IV. one has a pierced seattube and the other has a constant one.

 

I’m not normally a pierced seattube-kind-of-a-girl, but here it makes no difference. You can pierce it like Mondraker, or bend the shit out of it, make it rectangular, and then go on to make the downtube come in nearly horizontal to the BB so that you can get a shock with a reservoir in there. Same shit (i.e. no seatpost adjustment or FD, but these are DH bikes, so who cares), just a minor change in the profile of the bike. And don’t come back at us with, “oh, one has a lower CG than the other.” They’re both pretty fuckin’ low. Some might say “identical.”

 

It got me thinking about all the stories I’ve heard about Taiwan. Boy, how I dream of going there someday; to that tropical paradise, ripe and unspoiled. There I could finally see all of these factories I hear about that make frames. You know the factories, there's Merida/Specialized and Apro on one hand, Hodaka, Giant and…the huge Mondraker factory on the other. What? the Mondraker factory...it’s real, I swear it, Aunt Em. I have friends who’ve seen it. Real, I tell you…and those Euros do everything on their own. It’s all their design….wait. Wait. Where are you taking me? I speak the truth. Cabbages, knickers...it hasn't got A BEAK! Soylent Green is people! Awwwwww fuck.

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 Note, this used to be the TDF section, but July has come and gone and it is time to move on. Some TDF stuff below.

 

     Sure, Contador is pretty, but I prefer this podium chick

The 2009 Tour was strange in that it was exciting and I watched a ton of great Hi-Def coverage on Vs. Lance came back, and Cancellera was a stud; Cav…a badass. But despite all that, it wasn’t. Cadel imploded predictably and Contador was going to win all along. I would say there were, thankfully, no doping scandals, but let’s wait a few weeks before those words get uttered. No, boys, it’s not time to start suckin’ each other off just yet. Blood samples are still being processed.

About Lance, though. A valiant effort in coming back and doing so well, but he’s a fuckin world champion prick. RED ALERT: Trek dealers, cancer survivors, and sparkly-Stars-n-Stripe-cap-wearin retirees, this is your chance to set me straight. Please argue that it is being an arrogant SOB from Texas that makes him so good. I’d counter that statement is true…but on the eve of Contador’s big win, Lance skips the team party to have wine with his new RadioShack sponsors?? Come on, man, you’re under contract. That’s your team, they fought for you but Alberto was stronger. Face it with some class. Besides, how cool can the RadioShack guys be, really? Fess up, did you actually go have wine with them, or were you really just sulking in your hotel room talking to them on big walkie talkies while they raced remote controlled cars in the parking lot?

Besides, the “it’s his arrogance that makes him so good” argument reminds me of someone…so in summation, let this be a lesson to you, Mr. Brian Lopes. You and Lance are like brothers: two infinitely talented assholes existing in the same space and time. The only difference being that Lance overcame adversity to win the grandest event in cycling seven times, along the way nailing tons of hot celebrity ass and forming foundations to raise millions for children and cancer research. You decided the big boys of DH were too much for you and were content be a rockstar in the circus sideshow that is 4X. Granted, you and your Laguna RADS buddies surely own that Telonics trail, but your legacy is slightly less respectable than Lance’s. In our minds, there will always be an image of you hanging out shirtless with Dick Schley on the beach, your black-eyed wife and double-parked Sprinter van at your side. A bit of advice: go get cancer and make something of  yourself. 

                     
Side Note: Bob Roll is a badass. So is Johnny T, for that matter
                   


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Missy got moved to the girls section and we are working on this new tab. For now, just look at Ryder Hesjedal's massive sack! That's our boy.

The intent was for this to be a TDF update section. Here's the update...nothing happened in the GC.
Till something happens: no posts, but look at that sack. [ed note...I have a small penis]